Saturday, October 30, 2010

BuGgEd, LiTeRaLlY

She walked down the aisle clad in dark red colour silk saree and in ruby embedded golden jewellery that synced perfectly with her attire.
A special wedding glow lit up her cute round face.
She wanted to catch a glimpse of the groom waiting for her at the altar(manamedai if you want)
Just as she was about to lift her head to look up
Aaaaahhhhhhh....
What the.....?
A searing shot of pain hit her in the ear and she fell down
She walked the same path once again and tried to look at the groom
AAAaaaaaaaahhhhh....
Son of a .....
More pain this time.
She gathered all her strength to look at her man but,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHH....
Final voice of pain.
Ajju woke up screaming.
She shook her head and gropped for her mobile, it said "Its 5.03 in the morning don't you have a life?"
She was sure something was in her ear and the worst part was it was moving. She let a ear bud sneak into her ear to check out whats wrong. It was even more painful so she gave up any self attempts and thought of waking up EM slepping beside her.
"Oye...wake up",Ajju called.
"What now?. You know am not a morning person. Why bother to wake me up?",blabbered EM in her sleep.
"Listen,there is something inside my ear and its paining like hell. I need your help lady.Please",pleaded Ajju.
"What? Your ear?",exclaimed a wide awake EM."Lemme check it out.Hmmmmmm, I see something black there. What is that?".
"Oh I forgot to get is profile data when it entered my ear, NOW DO SOMETHING",screamed Ajju.
EM was clueless. She always had some idea in her head but Ajju's screaming and pushing froze her brain.
"Hey Kuttan has tweezers may be we can get it from her and pull it out",suggested EM.
Ajju was hesitant initially because of a fallout with Stna, Kuttan's roomie the previus day over a silly issue.Her hesitation was kicked outta her conscience in 10 secs as the pain was unbearble.
EM dialed Kuttan's no, and gave a blank look.
"Sorry yar balance out"
"FOR THE LOVE O' GOD, call from my mobile", bellowed Ajju
"Hello Kutta...Hellloooo,Helllllllllllllooooo"
"Wha....wha...what cha want n dhe mornig?", said Kutta,obviously sleep talking.
"Hey can I borrow your tweezers? Can you bring it to my room? Like right now?" said EM.
"You wanna trim your eyebrows in the middle of the dawn? Are you frickin crazy?",screamed Kuttan who was highly disturbed to have woken to something as silly as a tweezer.
"Ha Ha Ha.... No No its not for me.Hey come on I had a threading just yesterday yar. Why would I be needing it?" laughed EM.
"Big picture people. Crying in pain", an irritated Ajju roared.
EM explained the situation to Kuttan and with in a matter of few seconds Kuttan came down with her mani-pedi set. EM extracted the tweezers and tried to pull out whatever that was inside Ajju's ear.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
"Do not show your surgical skills on my ear please" cried Ajju.
"This a'int working. We gotta get some help.Wait Stna has the Hostel Manager's number.We can get some help from him.",suggested Kuttan and ran upstairs  to her room
Ajju's sarcastic mind was wondering what sort of help would that lame guy do?
Yet the-thing-inside-her-ear kept her from thinking anymore. It just let her Voice cords produce some unusual noises of pain now and then.
After about 10 minutes,Ajju's door flung open there stood Stna and Kuttan in their extremely ridiculous night outfits. Stna checked on Ajju, showing no signs of the differences they had the previous evening. She saw that whatever she,EM or Kuttan was doing was not helping Ajju and dialed the Manager guy's number to bring in an ambulance.
Ajju went to the entrance of the hostel waiting for the ambulance which had gone to drop off water cans at the center in Helldia, a remote town-village where they all attended their training for one of the big software giants.
She kept ranting with pain. Kuttan and EM managed to slip into a track suit while Stna came out in formal outfit. Inspite of the pain Ajju couldn't help but laugh at Stna.
"I didnt want to soil another dress so am wearing what I wore yesterday", defended Stna
"Babe,Whatever.." ,laughed Ajju and then of course started to cry with pain.Suddenly she remembered that she had forgotten her wallet and,"EM, my wallet is on my table could you...".
"Just shut up", cut short Kuttan.
The ambulance arrived and the four started a 15 min journey to the hospital. The pain was really too much for Ajju so she started to cry harder and louder.
"Anna konjam seekrama ponga please", cried out Kuttan.
Stna gave her characteristic look of sarcasm at a clueless Kuttan who was looking from EM to Ajju,for some help  to decipher what Stna's look actually meant.
"Tamil? Really?",piped up EM.
"Oh shoot, Bhaiya jaldhi jayiye,please", said Kuttan to an exasperated look from Stna
They reached the hospital and enquired in English at the helpdesk for the duty doctor
"Bangla Bangla....", replied the lady at the counter in an lazy tone
"Bangla ila di idu hospital,mariyadhaiya andha doctor ah kupudu",screamed Ajju
To be continued.......

ShUt Up RoOkIE

After almost repairing my Backspace Key, am still confused as to what I should write about in my first post. Not that it matters to anyone but I wanted my first post to be a little special.
  May be I start about my interests, hmmmm nah...... What about my life... no way, its messed up in real why enumerate in sentences. Hmm... may be the world that is, well, like, yeah the world is blah blah blah... same old trash.
After hours and hours of streaming for some clue my brain hit the idle state. No thoughts dared to disturb it. My comfortable couch pampered to me hit logout, yet the crappy writer in me urged to litter blogger with another peice of trash.
So am here littering absolutely nothing. As I reread the lines above I realized I had used so many lame software lingo words. The one thing I had had feared , the one thing I despised above all is finally happening to me. I am turning into this Software Professional, who hates the job, yet sticks to it for its perks and security. Not that a modified vocabulary would mean am a techie, its just my attitude to shift the balance favourable towards a secured job than chasing my dream.
I have been hitting the snooze on my dream so much, that I am looking into the possibility of certain things happening even in my dream, I mean I am reasoning to my fantasy-generating-part-of- brain(whatever that is) when it paints out a beautiful imagination of me in some amazing scenario, whether that is actually possible or whether such a thing would happen to me?
Isn't dreaming or imagining something should be an uncut version of your hearts passion? This was so simple when I was unemployed. I had a whole horizon of possibilities. I could have become anything. Yet am here, hating. I wouldn't blame anyone for the place that I am here in my life. I had a choice, to materialize my dream or go with the herd. I chose the herd, so I shall SHUT UP... :)